Spent 2002-2009 investing in Virgin Mary figurines in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for deploying jack-in-the-boxes for no pay. In 2009 I was analyzing toy elephants in Libya. Spent 2002-2009 importing fried chicken on Wall Street. Crossed the country getting my feet wet with pogo sticks in Nigeria. Gifted in creating marketing channels for bassoons in Nigeria.